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2023 Christmas Day Prison Meals For Celebrity Convicts

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America’s most famous prisoners may not be home for Christmas, but that doesn’t mean it’s just another day behind bars. Their prison menus have been revealed, and it’s clear that they are being served traditional Christmas fare, including Cornish hens.

Key Takeaway

Celebrity convicts in various prisons across the United States are being served traditional Christmas meals, including Cornish hens, and are offered special games and activities on Christmas Day.

Christmas Spreads

Derek Chauvin at Arizona’s FCI Tucson:

  • Herbed Cornish hens
  • Cornbread dressing
  • Garlic cheese potatoes
  • Whole kernel corn
  • Chicken gravy
  • Whole wheat bread
  • Holiday dessert

R. Kelly at North Carolina’s FCI Butner Medium I:

  • Cornish Hens
  • Cream of broccoli
  • Cornbread dressing
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Gravy
  • Sweet potatoes
  • Glazed carrots
  • Dinner rolls
  • Pecan pie

Josh Duggar at Texas’ FCI Seagoville:

  • Baked Cornish hen
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Chicken gravy
  • Dinner rolls
  • Cheese and rice casserole
  • Holiday pies

Julie Chrisley at Kentucky’s FMC Lexington:

  • Roast turkey
  • Baked candied yams with marshmallows
  • Cornbread dressing
  • Macaroni and cheese
  • Cream gravy
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Dinner rolls
  • Pecan pie

Todd Chrisley at Florida’s FPC Pensacola:

  • Baked ham
  • Turkey
  • Macaroni and cheese
  • Green beans
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Whole wheat bread
  • Fresh fruit
  • Pie

Joe Exotic at Texas’ FMC Fort Worth:

  • Baked Cornish hens
  • Bread stuffing
  • Macaroni and cheese
  • Carrots
  • Chicken gravy
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Dinner rolls
  • Holiday pie

Harvey Weinstein at New York’s Mohawk Correctional Facility:

  • Baked chicken breast
  • Seasoned chicken gravy
  • Steamed white rice
  • Steamed kernel corn
  • Dinner rolls
  • Margarine
  • Ice cream sundae

Tory Lanez at California Correctional Institution Tehachapi:

  • Pineapple glazed ham
  • Carrot and pineapple salad
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Beef gravy
  • Mixed vegetables
  • Dinner roll
  • Ice cream
  • Blueberry crisp

Special Activities

These celebrity convicts aren’t just being treated to a special holiday spread; some prisons are also offering special games and activities on Christmas Day. However, it’s a safe bet that they would all rather be home with their families.